“whoa, daddy, you’re dressed fancy! what’cha doin?”
“I have to go to school tonight to chaperone a dance.”
“what’s that?
“what, chaperone?”
“yeah sha-per-rown!”
“I have to make sure the kids don’t dance too close!”
“Too close to what?”
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Oh, the innocence!