{"id":1550,"date":"2010-09-12T19:43:01","date_gmt":"2010-09-13T01:43:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/?p=1550"},"modified":"2010-09-12T19:43:04","modified_gmt":"2010-09-13T01:43:04","slug":"when-1-inch-doesnt-equal-1-inch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/archives\/2010\/09\/12\/when-1-inch-doesnt-equal-1-inch\/","title":{"rendered":"when 1 inch doesn&#8217;t equal 1 inch"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px;\">However, the temple for waisted male self-esteem is Old Navy, where I easily slid into a size 34 pair of the brand&#8217;s Dress Pant. Where no other 34s had been hospitable, Old Navy&#8217;s fit snugly. The final measurement?\u00c2\u00a0<em style=\"padding: 0px; margin: 0px;\">Five inches larger than the label.<\/em> You can eat all the slow-churn ice cream and brats you want, and still consider yourself slender in these.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Sonja called me from the store today. <em>I found an awesome pair of pants for you, do you fit in a 34?<\/em> Maybe? I replied.<\/p>\n<p>As it turns out, that wasn&#8217;t such a bad answer:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.esquire.com\/blogs\/mens-fashion\/pants-size-chart-090710\">Are Your Pants Lying to You?<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>However, the temple for waisted male self-esteem is Old Navy, where I easily slid into a size 34 pair of the brand&#8217;s Dress Pant. Where no other 34s had been hospitable, Old Navy&#8217;s fit snugly. The final measurement?\u00c2\u00a0Five inches larger than the label. You can eat all the slow-churn ice cream and brats you want, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[212],"class_list":["post-1550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal","tag-clothes"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pf4VN-p0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1550"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1551,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1550\/revisions\/1551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}