“whoa, daddy, you’re dressed fancy! what’cha doin?”<\/p>\n
“I have to go to school tonight to chaperone a dance.”<\/p>\n
“what’s that?<\/p>\n
“what, chaperone?”<\/p>\n
“yeah sha-per-rown!”<\/p>\n
“I have to make sure the kids don’t dance too close!”<\/p>\n
“Too close to what?”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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