{"id":330,"date":"2002-11-16T17:53:26","date_gmt":"2002-11-16T22:53:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/archives\/2002\/11\/16\/daydream-nightmare\/"},"modified":"2002-11-16T17:53:26","modified_gmt":"2002-11-16T22:53:26","slug":"daydream-nightmare","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/archives\/2002\/11\/16\/daydream-nightmare\/","title":{"rendered":"Daydream \/ Nightmare"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are you 24 going on 12 \/ 40?<br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"leaves.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/archives\/images\/leaves.jpg\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p><b>12<\/b><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"leaves_sonja.jpg\" src=\"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/archives\/images\/leaves_sonja.jpg\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p><b>40<\/b><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"leaves_bags2.JPG\" src=\"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/archives\/images\/leaves_bags2.JPG\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>There are roughly 60 bags in that pile, and at 40 gallons a bag, that&#8217;s about 2400 gallons of leaves&#8230; Out of control. 8:30 &#8211; 5:30. The joys of homeownership. But hey, I got to jump in them. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"leaves_aj.JPG\" src=\"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/archives\/images\/leaves_aj.JPG\" width=\"320\" height=\"240\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Crazy leaf raking pictures<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-home"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pf4VN-5k","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/330\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}