{"id":334,"date":"2002-11-20T09:49:42","date_gmt":"2002-11-20T14:49:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/archives\/2002\/11\/20\/need-an-alarm-clock\/"},"modified":"2002-11-20T09:49:42","modified_gmt":"2002-11-20T14:49:42","slug":"need-an-alarm-clock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/archives\/2002\/11\/20\/need-an-alarm-clock\/","title":{"rendered":"Need an Alarm Clock?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"yeti_tired.jpg\" src=\"\/aj\/archives\/yeti_tired.jpg\" width=\"80\" height=\"60\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"10\" border=\"0\" \/>Get a puppy. Although the Yeti-monster (as we have taken to calling her now) is sleeping through an entire night without issue, at 6:07am <b>exactly<\/b> she wakes up and begins whining. She has to go to the bathroom, no problem, I let her out. But I want those few extra minutes of sleep!<\/p>\n<p>Well, I can probably just toss the alarm clock that doesn&#8217;t seem to get any radio reception anyways. We&#8217;ve got a Yeti-monster now.<\/p>\n<p>Also of note, she knows where her food is, and where the treats are. She knows when we&#8217;re leaving for work. She also sits nicely and quietly when she comes back in now, waiting for a treat. This morning she did just that, and as I went to get her a treat, my toe dragged across a wet patch on the floor, hmm what&#8217;s this I thought as I carefully rocked up on my heels. Ahhh, once again she has peed on the floor. So now what do I do with the treat I have in my hand? I don&#8217;t want to encourage this peeing on the floor behavior, but on the other hand, when I found her, she was sitting quietly by the door, waiting to go out. <b>It&#8217;s so hard to think like a dog!<\/b> Oh well, cleaned that up quick, and we&#8217;re off to work. The accidents are becoming fewer and farther between, and if we could just <a href=\"http:\/\/www.petco.com\">find some toys<\/a> she enjoyed chewing on as much as she does my toes, we&#8217;ll be doing well.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Get a puppy. Although the Yeti-monster (as we have taken to calling her now) is sleeping through an entire night without issue, at 6:07am exactly she wakes up and begins whining. She has to go to the bathroom, no problem, I let her out. But I want those few extra minutes of sleep! Well, I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-yeti"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pf4VN-5o","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=334"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}