{"id":420,"date":"2003-03-11T20:20:34","date_gmt":"2003-03-12T01:20:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/archives\/2003\/03\/11\/would-you-like-a-kick-in-the-ass-to-go-with-those-fries\/"},"modified":"2003-03-11T20:20:34","modified_gmt":"2003-03-12T01:20:34","slug":"would-you-like-a-kick-in-the-ass-to-go-with-those-fries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/archives\/2003\/03\/11\/would-you-like-a-kick-in-the-ass-to-go-with-those-fries\/","title":{"rendered":"Would you like a kick in the ass to go with those fries?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.cnn.com\/2003\/ALLPOLITICS\/03\/11\/sprj.irq.fries\/index.html\">This<\/a> just about makes me cry.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t our lawmakers have better things to do?<\/p>\n<p>Earth to the dumbasses in Washington: France, Germany, and Russia are not the problem. If you really have this irrefutable evidence that Saddam is doing the things you say he is. Let us have it. If not, we&#8217;ve got bigger problems on our hands: North Korea, the economy, people wasting time and money changing the name of french fries.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This just about makes me cry. Don&#8217;t our lawmakers have better things to do? Earth to the dumbasses in Washington: France, Germany, and Russia are not the problem. If you really have this irrefutable evidence that Saddam is doing the things you say he is. Let us have it. If not, we&#8217;ve got bigger problems [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-420","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pf4VN-6M","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=420"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/420\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}