{"id":443,"date":"2003-04-18T09:04:26","date_gmt":"2003-04-18T14:04:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/archives\/2003\/04\/18\/prayer-for-dubya\/"},"modified":"2003-04-18T09:04:26","modified_gmt":"2003-04-18T14:04:26","slug":"prayer-for-dubya","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/archives\/2003\/04\/18\/prayer-for-dubya\/","title":{"rendered":"Prayer for Dubya"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"A Prayer For George Dubya \/ What might the universe have to say to Shrub right now? Hint: It ain't exactly fan mail\" href=\"http:\/\/sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?f=\/g\/a\/2003\/04\/16\/notes041603.DTL&#038;nl=fix\">A Prayer For George Dubya \/ What might the universe have to say to Shrub right now? Hint: It ain&#8217;t exactly fan mail<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Problem is, Jesus is a little piqued. He&#8217;s right here with me, right now, and he&#8217;s drumming his fingers on the table, eyes aflame. He has a question: &#8220;Just what in the heck do you think you&#8217;re doing in my dad&#8217;s name? Did you miss the part about &#8216;Thou shalt not kill?&#8217; You dare invoke me and my father and call yourself a forgiving Christian and yet you stomp around the globe like you own it?&#8221; Christ, he is not happy.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A Prayer For George Dubya \/ What might the universe have to say to Shrub right now? Hint: It ain&#8217;t exactly fan mail Problem is, Jesus is a little piqued. He&#8217;s right here with me, right now, and he&#8217;s drumming his fingers on the table, eyes aflame. He has a question: &#8220;Just what in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-443","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-thoughts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pf4VN-79","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/443","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=443"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/443\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=443"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=443"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=443"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}