{"id":493,"date":"2003-07-03T14:36:16","date_gmt":"2003-07-03T19:36:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/archives\/2003\/07\/03\/busted-by-the-fashion-police\/"},"modified":"2003-07-03T14:36:16","modified_gmt":"2003-07-03T19:36:16","slug":"busted-by-the-fashion-police","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/archives\/2003\/07\/03\/busted-by-the-fashion-police\/","title":{"rendered":"Busted By the Fashion Police"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today I was looking pretty good with some khaki slacks and a sky-blue polo shirt, but I was busted by the fashion police for non-compliance (no polo shirts and no shirts without button down collars if you aren&#8217;t wearing a tie), and they made me change into this:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/archives\/images\/AJ1.html\" onclick=\"window.open('https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/archives\/images\/AJ1.html','popup','width=390,height=504,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\">Image 1<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/archives\/images\/AJ2.html\" onclick=\"window.open('https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/archives\/images\/AJ2.html','popup','width=390,height=504,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false\">Image 2<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I was looking pretty good with some khaki slacks and a sky-blue polo shirt, but I was busted by the fashion police for non-compliance (no polo shirts and no shirts without button down collars if you aren&#8217;t wearing a tie), and they made me change into this: Image 1 Image 2<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-493","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pf4VN-7X","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/493","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=493"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/493\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=493"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=493"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=493"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}