{"id":524,"date":"2003-09-30T15:48:28","date_gmt":"2003-09-30T20:48:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/archives\/2003\/09\/30\/the-day-eddie-nearly-gave-me-a-heart-attack\/"},"modified":"2003-09-30T15:48:28","modified_gmt":"2003-09-30T20:48:28","slug":"the-day-eddie-nearly-gave-me-a-heart-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/archives\/2003\/09\/30\/the-day-eddie-nearly-gave-me-a-heart-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"The Day Eddie Nearly Gave Me a Heart Attack"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"minnesota.gif\" src=\"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/archives\/images\/twins\/minnesota.gif\" width=\"50\" height=\"50\" border=\"0\" align=\"right\" hspace=\"10\" \/>Twins Win! Twins Win!<\/p>\n<p>Eddie nearly killed me today, but he got the job done, I&#8217;m sure he got some butterflies out, and the Twins, as far as I&#8217;m concerned, are in the drivers seat for the ALDS.<\/p>\n<p>Now, the series is forced play two games in Minnesota, with 55,000 screaming fans and one dirty, dirty roof. Next game, Thursday!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Twins Win! Twins Win! Eddie nearly killed me today, but he got the job done, I&#8217;m sure he got some butterflies out, and the Twins, as far as I&#8217;m concerned, are in the drivers seat for the ALDS. Now, the series is forced play two games in Minnesota, with 55,000 screaming fans and one dirty, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-twins"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pf4VN-8s","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=524"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}