{"id":593,"date":"2004-01-29T01:29:22","date_gmt":"2004-01-29T06:29:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/archives\/2004\/01\/29\/happy-belly-part-3\/"},"modified":"2004-01-29T01:29:22","modified_gmt":"2004-01-29T06:29:22","slug":"happy-belly-part-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/archives\/2004\/01\/29\/happy-belly-part-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Belly Part 3"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so for the third time in two days I went to Chipotle for a free burrito, or as it would turn out, three free burritos.<\/p>\n<p>You see, by now I had chatted with just about everyone of Chipotle&#8217;s employees. When you&#8217;ve spent 2 of the past 48 hours simply waiting for a free burrito, you have some time to chat with people. So by this evening, I was instantly recognized by a few employees. One of them made an announcement to the entire store, (&#8220;This man is dedicated!&#8221;) and handed me a free burrito coupon. I arrived at the order counter, and another employee says, &#8220;Ever been to Chipotle?&#8221; I say, &#8220;Oh buddy, you have no idea!&#8221; Chit chat, etc. he gives me another free burrito coupon.<\/p>\n<p>So it&#8217;s been a pretty good day for the eatin&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>But I&#8217;m sure glad they&#8217;re closed tomorrow to prepare for their grand opening on friday&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I need a day off.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so for the third time in two days I went to Chipotle for a free burrito, or as it would turn out, three free burritos. You see, by now I had chatted with just about everyone of Chipotle&#8217;s employees. When you&#8217;ve spent 2 of the past 48 hours simply waiting for a free burrito, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-593","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-personal"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pf4VN-9z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/593","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=593"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/593\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=593"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=593"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=593"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}