{"id":726,"date":"2004-12-08T23:27:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-09T05:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/archives\/2004\/12\/08\/city-living\/"},"modified":"2004-12-08T23:28:30","modified_gmt":"2004-12-09T05:28:30","slug":"city-living","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/archives\/2004\/12\/08\/city-living\/","title":{"rendered":"City Living"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Never a dull moment around here!<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A Minneapolis man wandered naked through residential streets on the <strong>city&#8217;s south side<\/strong> and fought with police before being bitten by a police dog and subdued with a Taser gun, officials said Wednesday.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The city&#8217;s south side&#8230; aka 3 blocks from my house!<\/p>\n<p>I just missed this all going down yesterday when I came home from lunch. I swung right at the stop light to avoid the wait, and turned up 54th. As I came up the hill I noticed two cop cars, and one guy getting out of his car. Everything seemed under control so I just cruised down to my house.<\/p>\n<p>I should&#8217;ve stopped to check it out&#8230; that would&#8217;ve been the photograph of the century!<\/p>\n<p>Check out the rest of the article at the Star Tribune: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.startribune.com\/stories\/462\/5127288.html\">Nude man bitten by Minneapolis K9<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Never a dull moment around here! A Minneapolis man wandered naked through residential streets on the city&#8217;s south side and fought with police before being bitten by a police dog and subdued with a Taser gun, officials said Wednesday. The city&#8217;s south side&#8230; aka 3 blocks from my house! I just missed this all going [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-home"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pf4VN-bI","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=726"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/726\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.colianni.net\/aj\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}